Ja’Marr Chase scored 47 goddamn fantasy points in a non-ppr format on Thursday Night. 264 yards receiving and three touchdowns! All Dallas needed was Ja’Marr and his kicker to defeat Bradley in Week 10, rolling through Weekend At Bernie’s 110-52. I don’t remember the last time I witnessed this is in our league, but Bradley left Lockett in his flex position while Seattle was on their bye week. It was a bold strategy, ultimately didn’t matter at all, but still hilarious to witness. I lost to that goddamn team. Goddamn it! Dallas puts up the high score of the weekend, sits in third place and is tied for the best mark at the top, 7-3 on the season. Dem Other Boyz are looking strong coming into the playoff push with a favorable matchup against Young & Wrecked in Week 11. Hey Bradley, field a starting lineup this week, you lazy bastard. 😘
The number one fantasy player of 2024 thus far, Lamar Jackson, and Sideline Karmalytics spank the Bare Bottoms 105-88 in a matchup that at least one person had labeled as the matchup of the week. I wouldn’t have labeled it as the matchup of the week, because of my omnipotent commish powers I knew it wasn’t gonna be a close game. Burrow gave Jake the start he was dreaming of with 36 on Thursday Night, but his two headed RB monster was more like a puppy dog, only getting a combined 19 out of King Henry and SnakeQuon. Fun fact, Jake got a combined 64 points from the two quarterbacks on his roster. Only our stat guy may know, but that has to be top five all time in this league. Didn’t help his cause, and Bare Bottoms falls to 6-4, even with the second most points scored in the league, and now sits in fifth place.
Spencer ends up easily handling me and my dumbass squad a loss, after a bit of a scare and a Monday Night duel between Jason Sanders and the Receiver Who Gets No Attention Once Puka and Kupp are healthy in LA (Demarcus Robinson). Bijan Robinson gets the highest point total of his fantasy career, and Sanders brought it home with 15 points on Monday Night Football. The Philly defense gave me hope, then I got to cry. Diontae Johnson is a cunt, Akers is trash, Otton is a bum, don’t worry about me guys I still like playing fantasy football. Spencer moves on to a challenging matchup against Jake and his Bare Bottoms squad, although Spencer is favored with Tracy Jr on a bye for Jake’s squad. I’m gonna whoop Ragen’s ass this weekend unless I end up selling my RBs… TBD. I’ll be drunk in Jacksonville Florida all weekend if any of you want to take advantage of me.
Five wins in a row for Cuming of Rage, seems pretty okay. After a glimmer of hope for Nick, Ragen ends up handling the match 98-73. Tua scored 8 points, and it turns out, he may not have 100% of his brain. James Cook ended up being Nick’s highest scorer with 14, McCaffery got plenty of usage in his first game back, but only puts nine up on the board. Jalen Hurts (29) and Chuba (23) lead the way for Ragen to continue the streak, and Nick now has his fifth game under 80 points on the season, complicating his team name goal of 3 in 5. I’m sure he’s hoping for McCaffery to find his elite form, and he has a delicious matchup with Cinnamon Danish who is projected for a whopping 53 this week.
Speaking of Cinnamon Danish, Calvin Ridley has another explosive game along with the Buffalo defense scoring 19, but in the end, Scotty Mo gets the win after an all around team effort. There’s really not a lot to say here. Scotty’s team was fine. Scotty sits in 7th place with only a better tie breaker than Nick, and in need of some wins down the stretch to make the playoffs.
Tank worked Mason 80-61, with that winning total would have only beat 3 other teams in the league this week, and I’m sure he doesn’t care at all. He’s firmly back in the playoff race and ready for action. The Minnesota defense was Tank’s 2nd highest scoring player, with thirteen. CeeDee Lamb went ahead and scored two points, in a game the Cowboys were behind the whole game. Wouldn’t it be cool if fantastic fantasy players scored points sometimes? Unless you own Lamar Jackson, good luck bitches.
I just spent an entire dinner in Savanah, Georgia doing this Commish Note. No regerts. Love you boys. Happy Week 11.
Commish Out.
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