2025 - Playoffs!

Paul takes down Repo Ric 101-82 in the 'Win or Go Home' matchup for his first ever playoff berth in the Bro Montana Bowl. Tripping Balls finished with 1350 points for, and 1348 points against, I'm gonna need a little help from my sexy stat boy, but I can't imagine a playoff team ever happening before this with a spread so tight. He survived the onslaught of points coming at him all year. He fought, he battled, he bought Jahmyr Gibbs, he lit money on fire with Justin Jefferson (thank you again, Paul, you can do no wrong in my book), and he finds his way into the playoffs, where we all know anything can happen.

Nick beats Ragen, but ended up 13 points shy of the two seed. Even though Bradley scored 131 to finish things off, an argument could be made the Ripped running royals are the hottest team coming into the playoffs with a three game winning streak. Nick takes the three seed and will convince himself and everyone else it's what he wanted.

Ragen is our 2025 scoring champion, averaging about 103 per contest. He secures a bye in the first round, eagerly awaiting the winner of the Nick/Bradley matchup.

Tank finishes off a sparkling season at 10-4 and your 2025 regular season champion. He wins $200, a weekend off, and gets the winner of Jake/Paul in the semis.

Bradley's wizardry knows no bounds. First year back with money, he somehow finds a way to have the lowest points against total in the league. Everyone in this league knows the scariest thing to face in the playoffs is a wizard, doesn't even matter how bad his team is, and this year he has Josh Allen!

Mason and I tie our Week 14 matchup to prevent whoever would have lost the game from being last place in the regular season. Super fucking badass and we obviously planned it. Dallas beats up Scott to give The Graveyard the pleasure of being regular season last place.

Another regular season in the books. Well done gentlemen. All eyes are on the four teams playing in the quarterfinals. Except mine, mine are piercing holes in Scott's team to ensure I keep my money.

Commish Out.