Week 6 - 2026

Hey remember when a professional NFL team found out their franchise QB had a blood clot in his leg, wouldn’t let him sleep, then forced him to play, then told him to fly, then found out the clot had made it to his lungs? That’s pretty crazy. Can’t imagine it would even require a good lawyer for Jalen Hurts to make a disgusting amount of money in a lawsuit…

Week six was a low scoring affair across the board, Tank only got 6 from his QB, yet still managed to lead the league in scoring with 112. Ragen got 49 from T-Law and Tuten to start the day, then the rest of his team could only combine for 46! Nabers, Golden, and Swift led the charge for Tactical Diet Coke, who finds himself in second place, at 4-2. Ragen scored the third highest total of the week, drops the game anyway, loses another player to IR (Doubs), and slides to 7th place in the standings.

Helluva matchup between Touched by the Tism and Frothy Holes. First off, I need to apologize to Spencer publicly… I’m sorry Spencer. Ever since I called out how sneaky good Juwan Johnson had been playing, he went 5, 1, and then zero in Week 6. Bijan only scored 6 points! Chuba and the Chiefs D kept Spence in this one, but it was Jordan Love and George Pickens on SNF getting juuuuuust enough points for Eric. KWIII is a demi god. Really pisses me off the Seahawks kept giving Charbonnet all those vulture touchdowns for the 2-3 years I owned him. Eric’s four fantasy dollar defense sure hasn’t impressed much. The Texans are the 16th ranked D, somehow. This was a big matchup and swung standings for these two big time. If Spencer had won, he’d be in third, if Eric had lost, he’d be in 8th. Luckily for Eric, it’s the opposite! Spencer comes to the Commish’s house in Week 7, while Frothy Holes takes on Tactical Diet Coke in a high profile, prime time matchup.

Chronically Mismanaged is back on top. He hangs up 99 and drops Fear And Loathing by 29. Cook III (20), Likely (17), and JSN (16) held it down. Oh by the way Isaiah Likely is the #1 tight end in fantasy, with the revolving door of QBs. AO got 25 from Stroud and 21 from Tre Tucker, but the rest of his team just couldn’t get the wheels rolling. Mark Andrews scored zero points two weeks in a row. I wonder if that has ever happened before, for him, and for any starting tight end that was healthy. Stat Boy! Mason moves back into first place, still with the league leading 693 points scored for, but finds himself in a tough matchup with Bear-ly Legal in Week 7. Fear And Loathing moves on to find their second win against Rage Bait, and might have a shot with all the injuries and byes being dealt with.

Nick finally, for the first time this season, made the correct QB call. Sure, he dropped his other QB to make the decision easier, but still, Drake Maye did not cost him a win. Nick and Jake had a slugfest, but CMC scores 21, Maye scores 23, and even without the sun god, Nick finds his first win of the 2026 season. Jake’s highest scorer was Colston Loveland, whom he found on the waiver wire, with 12 points. Turns out, Jake has gotten a little lucky to have found himself in first place Week 6. He drops to only 4th, and Nick is most assuredly hoping for a wild run of fire to sneak into the playoff picture. Will it happen? No. But he can have some hope before he sells his players off in four weeks.

In our lowest scoring bout of the week, Game of fat heads puts Captain Cuck back in his chair. A week after scoring 139 points, Scotty’s squad followed it up with a league least 45. Christian Watson and Parker Washington fell off the planet, Cam Skattebo didn’t record a touch, and absolutely nobody acted like they play professional football. The difference in this matchup was Chris Boswell, who scored 16 points, to tie for Bradley’s lead scorer. I actually have no idea how Bradley has found three wins, but how could a mere mortal ever understand the ways of a Wizard? It’s an old timer face off in Week 7, Scott and Nick square off, while Bradley attempts to go take down the formidable DyNasty Win, who is looking to bounce back.

Dallas and I tied. Our second tie of the season already. We are setting records over here. So badass. Ties are sick. The ironic thing, however, is the more ties that happen, the less sick it is to tie. I’m gonna need Eric to lookup how many seasons we had two ties in the same season, but I’m willing to bet it’s 1 or none. Maybe the fantasy gods are laughing at our internal Fractional/Standard scoring discussions, and handing us as many ties as they can? Bradley, try and reach out to them for me.

Commish Out.