2025 - Week 12

Happy Thanksgiving gentlemen! And you too Bradley! I got in two friendsgivings already, one for brunch football Sunday, and one Monday night. After being on the verge of puking and definitely shitting my pants (in the toilet), I think I've finally, properly, stretched my stomach out in preparation for tomorrow.

Paul is an unstoppable force, even if Justin Jefferson and Brock Bowers never score him any points. He's now reeled off FIVE WINS IN A ROW. He has the third most points in the league, highest points scored against, Smith-Njigba is an absolute monster, and, well, we all know how gross Jahmyr is. All of you in the playoff hunt should be fearing Tripping Balls the most.

Scott's team has found new levels of suckery!

Ragen is the new two seed.

Mason's team > Jake's team.

Tank clinched the playoffs.

Tank's team sucks, but it sucks less than Bradley's.

The Trowbridge bowls split in 2025.

As long as Paul has been winning, Dallas has been losing.

"Bitches played bitches, some bitches lost to some bitches." - Becky Pederson.

Good luck to you all tomorrow, may the best man take the best dump and send the best photo of it.