2025 - Week 10

In one of the wilder matchup scenarios we've seen this year, Tank got 37 points from Achane and 21 points from the Seattle defense, only scoring 92 points total, and lost the matchup. Lol. Bijan, Darnold, Sutton, and Monangai combine for 28 points. The Dogefather got 19 from McConkers, 18 from Breece Hall, and Bo Nix was his lowest scoring starter, but the team got the job done as Jake hands Tank his third loss of the year with a final score of 106-92. Jake has reeled off three wins in a row, he's tied for the best record in the league, and he's only 14 points away from being the one seed. Tank has a great chance of getting back on track against The Damned in Week 11.

Tightest matchup of the week, and it came down to Monday Night Football, Scott vs Spencer ended up being a good one! Denver defense scores 15, Caleb Williams ended with 24, Davante scored 13, but the powerhouse duo of Jacobs and Barkley couldn't find much room on MNF, only combining for 24 points. Dart with 25, London with another big game (21), and TreVeyon Henderson absolutely went off during the absence of Rhamondre. The Philly defense scored 11 points to help The Graveyard close this thing out 109-103. Better late than never (maybe?), Scotty finds himself with a two game win streak and is certainly still in the playoff conversation. Four games left of the regular season, he's one game back from a playoff spot with a tiebreaker within range. Spencer drops his second game in a row, slides to 7th place, and looks to bounce back against Ties and Tears who seem more than willing to have a shitty week for him.

Nick destroyed Mason. Nobody is shocked, and nobody on either team played particularly well. Just a good old fashioned ass beating. Since Mason traded Tank CeeDee and Garrett Wilson has been on Mason's team, Garrett Wilson has scored one point. It's been five weeks. OUCH.

I beat up on Dallas. It was toilet bowl worthy. Josh Allen scored 22 and that was the difference in this one. 63-44 is the final score, we both suck.

Waking up to a 49 ball on your competitor's team on Sunday morning is wild. Jonathan Taylor is losing his fucking mind this year. Egbuka and McBride chip in 20 and 21, respectively, and Ragen didn't even need Jordan Love or the Green Bay defense, or DJ Moore, or DK Metcalf. Mr Slick and the Taco Tickler wins 133-88, swaps places in the standings with Repo Ric, and now Ragen is breathing down Nick's neck for most points scored in the league. After facing a 133, Eric has to immediately go square up against a hot Dogefather team. Ragen moves on to The Graveyard.

It was a uge matchup between Tripping Balls and Stolen Valor in the hunt for the last couple playoff spots. 100F worth of purchases (Bowers & Jefferson) scored Paul a combined 6 fantasy points... but hot damn that Jahmyr Gibbs is one sexy mother fucker. Best 70F Paul (AO?) has ever spent. Bradley got 27 from Stafford, 20 from Kyren, and 15 from Washington, but the rest of the squad took a shit and Paul gets the much needed win 105-87. I'm going to take a moment to commend Paul on his ballsy and amazing moves last week. He was sitting in eighth place, with a better tie breaker than the two teams ahead of him, he went and made some fucking moves, and now he is firmly in the thick of things, with a friendly matchup this week, and goddamn it, I'll bet Bradley even feels proud somehow. Amazing work Paul!

The league is fucking TIGHT this year. Only two games separate 1st through 8th. Only two games separate 3rd through 10th. Only four games separate 1st through 12th! The craziest and most interesting for the playoff hunt is 5th through 8th are tied at 5-5. Four games left in the regular season, and even though my fantasy team sucks, I'm giddy excited to see how this goes down.

Commish Out.